Simon Cowell, for once speaking for a nation
Somebody just informed the world, in a middle of another one of the homogenised 'tear-jerking' VTs that tonight, they would be 'wearing their heart on their sleeves and singing from the depths of their soul'. In 20 years time they'll announce that everyone involved in the show is an actor, and it's all been an extended episode of Beadle's About. And then they'll kill them all.
Does anyone know anyone who's been to a recording? I'd say it's pantomime, but when I last went to a pantomime they threw Curly Wurlies at the audience, whereas at the X Factor they just throw turds. The best thing you can say about this programme is that it looks like a Welshman's going to win it this year, but he's an utter tit so even that's out.
I'd finish by saying that this stuff is the opposite of music, but you already knew that. Watch this instead.
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